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7 Ways To Kill Yourself With Technology

Started by dponce80 · 10 ヶ月 ago

By David Ponce
Over the months, we’ve seen and covered a surprising number of contraptions that increase your chances of being forcibly removed from the gene pool. Hell, it’s practically a running theme. We think that the reckless pursuit of a quick adrenaline fix is g ... Continue reading »

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  • Androhair: Its amazing how a lot of people with just a little imagination can build devices like this ones but what amazes me the most is how they dont hesitate in trying them even though they know its most likelly that they will have an accident in the tryout sessions !! Nice gadgets
    www.androhair.com
  • Some crazy toys there :) I am glad it's not me testing them all out.
  • Now where did I put my ACME credit card anyway? I knew I just had it...
  • Hook me up with that rocket-vespa gig! Just keep the keys out of my wife's reach! I can already see her eyes starting to boggle at the sight of this!
  • I have a WEGO kite tube, and they are really not any more dangerous than any towable. People just dont follow the instructions and act like morons with them. I used it with my family all summer and never had any problems.
  • those tube things suck i broke my fukin arm
  • i wish i had that tube and the helicopter!!!!
  • the tube actually exists, and they rule. my freind towed me on his wake setter, and it flew me in the air very fast. when u fall from about 20 feet, going about 27, it hurts bad
  • btw, people, there is a difference between a jet engine and a rocket engine. Now I'm no expert, but to me that go-kart looked like rocket, not jet.
    Apart from that, there's a link floating around where a couple guys put a rocket onto a shopping trolley. That was cool.
  • Not all That interesting.
  • they have actually taken back all those kite thing cos someone got killed
  • Oh c'mon. Is it just me or do almost all of those include jet powered things? If i wanted to kill myslef with technology i think i would just hang myself with a cord.
  • HOW MANY PILLS DO I NEED FOR OVERDOSE,AND WITCH ONE
  • i just killed myself........

    thanks a lot
  • suicide is not the answer! u have so much to live for!
  • well dont you think thats a little too late! Im already dead...my spirit lives on son of a b
  • listen...ur getting on my nerves...suicide is not the way to go! don't make me send down some raining ponies or some tough stuff like that u three. SUICIDE IS NOT THE WAY TO GO! NEVER GIVE INTO THE DARKENESS! YOU'LL FIND YOUR LIGHT NO MATTER WHAT! JUST LISTENT TO YOUR HEART...as long as its not telling urself to kill you.
  • where am I?







    i now...ill start singing


    "have a bad day, lalalalala, dododo da lalalalala,
    make your friends happy, since u had a bad day."


    yea i sort of forgot the lyrics
  • hey uh god, SATAN SATAN SATAN 666 oooh. yeah so take that... uh
  • ook well god j. there is this girl named josie that is making fun of my hair...she says i look like a man. I mean she call sme Vicky the man...wt am I to do with this hair. Just b.c josie is gorgoues, i wish i could be more like her. Man im jealous!
  • im sorry u feel that way about me, child of god, ill take away your sins of the world, i have mercy on you. why are you here? why do you want death? why, it's wrong, a mortal sin. find your light and i will save you.
  • god your a pussy
  • god j. is a pussy! heyyy kelly u workin the comment box ouut! wanna meet?
  • this is a suicide room not a chat room! im depressed and want death! not to meet with young and old people! creep! and god j. sucks!
  • gzzz Nina55, your really guna kill yourself, maybe if you opened up maybe ud be more normal, call me crazy, but we'r enot the ones tryiing 2 kil ourselves, besides you get 2 talk 2 god in the website....GOD!!!!! so be smart adn dont kill youself , you porbably have a loving faimliy, pets a husband or boyfriend, friends. SO really ask yourself do you really want to drwon in your pee?
  • if you want to kill yourself and be remembered why dont you cut open your stomach pull out your intesines and hang yourself with them
  • your crazy sarah


    really crazy and sick
  • jaime is a bitch who wants suicide, like me. we r lesbians! whoo! i love you babiie!
  • okay i have talked to sucidal people, people who swear, and now lesbians., what has the world come to? ohh my just let it go...you can save yourself. go to confession. take up a new hobby like reading or knitting. don't think about the bad in the world and always have faith. Im watching over you all, my children. have faith and find the good in your heart, no one is evil, just bad. i love you no matter what but i don't approve of "gay" people. im sorry but im going to have to have a corvetdrop on your head tomorrow morning while u are peeing. rember: peace love and god! homiiess ouut!
  • all you non-depressed crazy happy ppl are freaking me out...i dont like peppey ppl....
  • u son of a bitch i fuck u upp! how daree u call my homiette a "gay". ill mess u up likke hell boyye! whorey ass bitch...ass holle!
  • god damnit im so jealous of vicky. i want to become a stripper
  • pyro is my life!!!!
  • josie is a fag who wants to commit suicide while getting a lap dance by her stripper lover
  • awww josie thats SWEET....

    but its me who wants 2 be more like u....

    and a fucking ho.....

    but hey come on....

    im jealous,

    but come on

    pyro is so me

    how dare u
  • dont let me put u down


    im surew ull be great

    at wt ever ur job will be

    just kno God J. is always with you
  • hey..who the hell r u ppl...telling me to sut up and saying u r my life..i don't even know you....that is just plain OCD..creeps
  • I'm going to kill myself tonigt. No one cares about me so don't try to stop me. :(
  • I'm going to kill myself tonight. So don't try and stop me. No oen will cause no one cares about me.
  • what r u ppl saying? i don't under stand u! seriously...you guys sound like fagotts...
  • :( :( :( :( :( :( :( = :)
  • i have schisophrannia!!! fedbjrfpsjbfrspdjbfs!!!!
  • have schisophrannia!!! fedbjrfpsjbfrspdjbfs even MORE!!!!
  • That's quite enough of that, you freaks!
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