DISQUS

Sil · 10 months ago

I love the smell of napalm in the morning... It smells like...
Victory.

But seriously, this would be an amazing product. Even though I think I would have a harder time waking up if all I had to do was smash my clock.
David · 10 months ago

That's why you put it away from your bed.
I'll take TWO.
sallyrreynolds · 10 months ago

I want this... I really dp!
jmmerk · 10 months ago

Yeah, till you miss and break your hand in 3 places on the nightstand...
xx · 8 months ago

who writes this shit