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OhGizmo!: Guy Goes To Wedding, Discovers Uncle Is Real-Life Solid Snake

  • mcman · 1 year ago
    I don't see anything that says his uncle admitted to this. Plus the nose is completely different.
  • TOstevo · 1 year ago
    @mcman: Wow you're right! They are lying to us! But why? Only the real Snake can explain this mystery. We shall not rest until we find him. I'll search all the weddings in the northern hemisphere, you take the southern. Good luck my friend!
  • Andrew Liszewski · 1 year ago
    Phew! Thanks for stepping up to the plate TOstevo. I was getting worried that I'd have to be the one to make the sarcastic response.
  • Daigoji · 1 year ago
    Epic, but now that Snake is "retired", I wonder what he is going to do with the Solid Eye and Octocam.... *checks ebay for any recent Philanthropy spy gear additions*
  • TOstevo · 1 year ago
    You keep these great posts coming, I got you covered sarcasm-wise.

    (virtual high-five!)
  • david · 1 year ago
    LOL. Come on guys, be nice to mcman. He's one of our most loyal commenters. I'm sure we can all forgive his momentary lapse of blind credulity at everything we report. plus he may have a point. I believe I detect a slightly tighter radius in the middle of the earlobe of the alleged real life snake than the virtual one. I don't believe we can call this one a definite without further forensic evidence.
  • Mike · 1 year ago
    Guys, that's clearly Big Boss, not Snake.
  • marcus · 1 year ago
    that's old Snake.
    Big Boss is dead for ages and Solid got FOXDIE'd.
    though this is great for a quick laugh.
  • Mike · 1 year ago
    Looks like somebody didn't watch the final cutscene....
  • mcman · 1 year ago
    Listen cracking wisenhimers! I have no idea who Snake what's his name is nor do I care. I do realize that he's obviously in some video game but since I have a life, I don't play video games. The point is that lots of video game characters are modeled after real people and many of them are not famous. IE: the guy that was getting stiffed by the GTA people.

    I was merely pointing out the differences and yes I did know that the entire story was for comic relief. However, I can take it and @2 did throw out a pretty good one.
  • mcman · 1 year ago
    Sorry for being an assole. I don't have a life actually..I'm just messing with you all.
  • travis · 1 year ago
    yeah, way to go marcus. if your gonna try and participate in a conversation, get your facts straight. although you are correct with the name old snake, proving that you might have played the game for maybe 5 or 6 hours, or who knows, maybe you are one of those people that skips all of the cutscenes.
  • Eythan · 1 year ago
    I find new heroes on the internet every single day. Comments are an amazing thing.
    Great post, Andrew.
  • Wedding in Paris · 11 months ago
    at a wedding of an uncle he hadn’t seen in quite a few years. Of course the reason he took the photo was because it turns out his uncle is obviously Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid.
  • Wedding in Venice · 11 months ago
    I was merely pointing out the differences and yes I did know that the entire story was for comic relief.