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Florian Rohrweck
· 4 years ago
Well, if you catch me with my head between two double d's, I'm just checking the sound quality.
Pretty wierd, pretty cool
Martijn
· 4 years ago
So I guess you would have to turn your nipple to turn up the volume and maybe push it twice to skip to the next track or something...... I think this is ridiculous, you would have to see a surgeon to expand your memory instead of just walking into a store and ask for memory cards....
BigJerm
· 4 years ago
I guess you charge it with jumper cables!?
pumpkinhead
· 4 years ago
So when your attending night class, the teacher will now state,," please put your cell phones on vibrate, and mute your tits"
boobala
· 4 years ago
I just hope it plays Al Green.....
Anonymous
· 4 years ago
one problem is what does a women do when she runs out of batteries... and what would you do when you don't want to turn music on accidently...
Anonymous
· 4 years ago
i think it's a weird idea...
what about breast feeding? would this affect the milk glands? what if it were malfunction and break?
yeah, and the battery thing is a good question.
pumpkinhead
· 4 years ago
next on mission impossible... Angelina Jolie has programmed her tits to launch missile strikes on the foreign counter intelligence's chief of staff!
RealProgrammersUseBinary
· 4 years ago
And for the lazy bastards here, we will be introducing a model with a remote actuator, so you can diddle your wife's breasts from across the room, with your (ahem) joystick.
Imagine her "delight."
Gruntwilligar T. Honkenoffski
· 3 years ago
Musical b00bies??? What grand use of technology is next?
GTH
Edward cutitoff
· 3 years ago
what next musical dildos, the pleasure of pleasing yourself and entertaining yourself with music at the same time
shogun01
· 3 years ago
how will this thing be powered?
maybe another good option would be a bluetooth memory-stick instead of a mp3 player. so you can?t forget to take your memory stick with you. should be password protected but could connect to any computer with a bluetooth adapter.
All Comments
Pretty wierd, pretty cool
I think this is ridiculous, you would have to see a surgeon to expand your memory instead of just walking into a store and ask for memory cards....
and what would you do when you don't want to turn music on accidently...
what about breast feeding? would this affect the milk glands? what if it were malfunction and break?
yeah, and the battery thing is a good question.
Angelina Jolie has programmed her tits to launch missile strikes on the foreign counter intelligence's chief of staff!
Imagine her "delight."
GTH
maybe another good option would be a bluetooth memory-stick instead of a mp3 player.
so you can?t forget to take your memory stick with you. should be password protected but could connect to any computer with a bluetooth adapter.