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Re: Breast Implants and Bluetooth Technology

James J. Barber - Pittsburgh C — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:01:54 -0000

Next up - Integrated TV remotes!

Re: Breast Implants and Bluetooth Technology

shogun01 — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 12:09:56 -0000

how will this thing be powered?

maybe another good option would be a bluetooth memory-stick instead of a mp3 player.
so you can?t forget to take your memory stick with you. should be password protected but could connect to any computer with a bluetooth adapter.

Re: Breast Implants and Bluetooth Technology

Edward cutitoff — Wed, 01 Mar 2006 11:53:02 -0000

what next musical dildos, the pleasure of pleasing yourself and entertaining yourself with music at the same time

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Gruntwilligar T. Honkenoffski — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 19:53:22 -0000

Musical b00bies??? What grand use of technology is next?

GTH

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RealProgrammersUseBinary — Mon, 14 Nov 2005 15:31:26 -0000

And for the lazy bastards here, we will be introducing a model with a remote actuator, so you can diddle your wife's breasts from across the room, with your (ahem) joystick.

Imagine her "delight."

Re: Breast Implants and Bluetooth Technology

pumpkinhead — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 13:22:19 -0000

next on mission impossible...
Angelina Jolie has programmed her tits to launch missile strikes on the foreign counter intelligence's chief of staff!

Re: Breast Implants and Bluetooth Technology

Anonymous — Fri, 04 Nov 2005 00:51:47 -0000

i think it's a weird idea...

what about breast feeding? would this affect the milk glands? what if it were malfunction and break?

yeah, and the battery thing is a good question.

Re: Breast Implants and Bluetooth Technology

Anonymous — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 18:37:19 -0000

one problem is what does a women do when she runs out of batteries...
and what would you do when you don't want to turn music on accidently...

Re: Breast Implants and Bluetooth Technology

boobala — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 19:54:14 -0000

I just hope it plays Al Green.....

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pumpkinhead — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 14:06:43 -0000

So when your attending night class, the teacher will now state,," please put your cell phones on vibrate, and mute your tits"

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BigJerm — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 10:13:20 -0000

I guess you charge it with jumper cables!?

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Martijn — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 05:14:14 -0000

So I guess you would have to turn your nipple to turn up the volume and maybe push it twice to skip to the next track or something......
I think this is ridiculous, you would have to see a surgeon to expand your memory instead of just walking into a store and ask for memory cards....

Re: Breast Implants and Bluetooth Technology

Florian Rohrweck — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:14:52 -0000

Well, if you catch me with my head between two double d's, I'm just checking the sound quality.

Pretty wierd, pretty cool