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  • cannibal · 3 years ago
    i love this new product it has made it were i dont eat as many people but this product is to cosdtly
  • person · 3 years ago
    this is just fucking sick i ahte u all and hope that who ever came up with this product burns in hell
  • Brian · 3 years ago
    Beware, I tried ordering some, they took my money and never delivered the hufu.
  • anthony · 3 years ago
    are you kidding? who in there right mind would try? this is wrong and just shows how sick people can get
  • MalikTous · 3 years ago
    There's a great read in Harrison's 'Make Room! Make Room!'. The locals ate soylent green... Just add green food colour to this stuff and you've got the real thing!
  • steve · 3 years ago
    goddamn where the fuck was i when this came out. my halloweeen paties could have been so much better with hufu. im just dissapointed in myself. send me an order form. im havin a halloween party as soon as i can get this shit even if its in june. oh yeah burn in hell
    hail satan
  • Aaron Renee · 3 years ago
    Boy would I love to taste your hyde steve, BUT I will settle for the healthy human flesh alternative...YAY HUFU!!
    Praise Hell
    Satan
  • eliseknowsall · 7 months ago
    actually in harrison's book, the product was called "soylent steaks"
    the 1973 movie Soylent Green had the soylent green wafers made out of humans (they were marketing them as a mixture of soy protien, lentils, and plankton)