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Re: Hufu, Human Tofu

eliseknowsall — Tue, 12 May 2009 10:38:37 -0000

actually in harrison's book, the product was called "soylent steaks"
the 1973 movie Soylent Green had the soylent green wafers made out of humans (they were marketing them as a mixture of soy protien, lentils, and plankton)

Re: Hufu, Human Tofu

Aaron Renee — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 13:45:24 -0000

Boy would I love to taste your hyde steve, BUT I will settle for the healthy human flesh alternative...YAY HUFU!!
Praise Hell
Satan

Re: Hufu, Human Tofu

steve — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 01:43:06 -0000

goddamn where the fuck was i when this came out. my halloweeen paties could have been so much better with hufu. im just dissapointed in myself. send me an order form. im havin a halloween party as soon as i can get this shit even if its in june. oh yeah burn in hell
hail satan

Re: Hufu, Human Tofu

MalikTous — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 11:22:04 -0000

There's a great read in Harrison's 'Make Room! Make Room!'. The locals ate soylent green... Just add green food colour to this stuff and you've got the real thing!

Re: Hufu, Human Tofu

anthony — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 21:33:47 -0000

are you kidding? who in there right mind would try? this is wrong and just shows how sick people can get

Re: Hufu, Human Tofu

Brian — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 03:01:25 -0000

Beware, I tried ordering some, they took my money and never delivered the hufu.

Re: Hufu, Human Tofu

person — Tue, 07 Mar 2006 11:17:08 -0000

this is just fucking sick i ahte u all and hope that who ever came up with this product burns in hell

Re: Hufu, Human Tofu

cannibal — Tue, 07 Mar 2006 11:15:01 -0000

i love this new product it has made it were i dont eat as many people but this product is to cosdtly