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This would be a nice thing to have to fill up my device with content while I'm laid up after my hernia operation. Did I mention I'm going into debt over this.
Btw. Im a dutch guy living in Mexico, so probably due to import and shipping costs i would magically be excluded from the competition. No worries though, just wanted to let you guys know i enjoy reading your blog every day, keep it up.
Okay?
Would be fun to get one ;)
3 laywers and 3 engineers ere going to a conference. They where going to take a train to get there. The lawyers bought three tickets as normal. The engineers only bought one. The lawyers were confused and annoyed, they asked the engineers how they would get on the train. The engineers told them to watch and learn. When they got on the train all the engineers piled into a toilet. When the conducter came past and knocked on the door asking for the tickets, one of them put their hand out with the ticket. The other two traveled for free.
The lawyers liked this idea and they told the engineers they would try it on the way back. The engineers said fine, but they had a new trick. The lawyers bought 1 ticket and the engineers bought none! The lawyers asked what they where going to do and they replied again, watch and learn. When the train started all the lawyer pilled into the toilet and waited for the ticket conductor to come. The engineers walked up to the toilet door, knocked, and said; "tickets please"
:D
I'm not very good at kissing ass. I'm rather unattractive. There is a slight odor that follows me. I have no friends. My dog ran away. I'm incontinent.
This could really be the chance to change me into a WINNER!!!
They got acquainted and started talking about their problems with their wives. The guy from Michigan began by saying: "I told my wife in no uncertain terms that from now on she would have to do her own cooking. Well - the first day after I told her, I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But on the third day when I came home from work, the table was set, a wonderful dinner was prepared with wine and even dessert."
Then the man from Florida spoke up: "I sat my wife down and told her, that from now on she would have to do her own shopping, and also
do the cleaning. The first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But on the third day when I came home, the whole house was spotless, and in
the pantry the shelves were filled with groceries.
The fellow from Brooklyn sat up straight on the bar stool, pushed out his chest and said: "I gave my wife a stern look and told her, that from now
on she would have to do the cooking, shopping and housecleaning. Well - the first day I saw nothing. The second day I still saw nothing. But on the third day, I could see a little bit out of my left eye ..."
Thanks, I'll be here all week...
Btw.: Give it to my! Pleeeasse ;)
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
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'Answer: Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're pissed.
My god... what do I record... Scrubs, or American Ballroom Competition...
You didn't hear me say that.
42.
Pick Me Pick ME!
there are two newly weds. The guy comes home from work, and see's his house all clean and spotless, the dinner table set, and his wife all dressed up. He says, wow, whats the accasion? Its not your birthday, is it? No, she replies, its our anaversary! She is so mad that she makes him sleep in the living room. She says, "the only way you can sleep in here with me, is if in the morning I see something in our driveway that can go from 0 to 300 in under 5 seconds." So the next morning, she remembers what she said, looks outside and see's a box sitting in the driveway. She goes and gets it, opens it up, and finds a scale inside.
The Husband is so confused as to why she still wont let him sleep in his room.
haha but yeah.
You do realise my squirrel is the best thing that happened to this planet since Atom ant himself :)
I waited 18 hours for my ps3 without using the bathroom!!! My Dad said I should have Shat myself and then I would have first in line for sure! LOL Dad's...
MAKE ME HAPPY PLEASE
I'm also Kookoo for Cocoa Puffs!!!
Please give it to me! :D
All work and no play makes Dave go something something...
Go Crazy? Don't mind if I do!
you mean to tell me that i could esily encose this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3aRebr75fg
to run on my ipod??
Thanks for the opportunity...
LET ME WIN....LET....ME....WIN!
8^ D
"Nets don't kill fish, I kill fish"
hope I win ^_^
OK I left a comment for you. Is this OK? I love this site and have wanted one of these ever since you posted it on the site. I read the site often and really enjoy it. Thanks for a c hance at this and keep up the good work. Your site RAWKS!
I'm down like the cat's meow.
I'm dig like no one's buisness.
It's ok, you can say it.
I love you too spanky.
input "ohgizmo," spanky
Print "Spanky"
Print spanky ", I'd like to make a little deal with you. Sell me your soul, and I'll give you ALL the frosted mini-wheats you can handle"
as for my joke...
I'll just refer you to my two favorite comics
www.whiteninjacomics.com
and
www.qwantz.com
Tanto bella questa piccola cosa.!Soltanto voglio scoltare ,vedere tutti quello VHS stancato ,dimenticato a la mia casa ,dopo dieci anni!
Tante Grazie per la informazione OhGizmo et AVANTI!:-)
Arrivederci
Way 2 Go!
You are the one website that I count on daily to provide my procrastination needs! :) Whether it's during a boring class or at 4am while pulling an all-nighter I can count on your site to provide me with my daily dose of tech knowledge and cool gadgets! Thanks for the hard work!
nice to find out about it and Hope I Win!
Thanks!
LMAO theyre good for something!
I like monkeys.
The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that
odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to
look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.
I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His
name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really
bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed.
Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.
I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new
environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at
high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the
spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.
Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive:
they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead.
Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn
cheap monkeys.
I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my
room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked
like I had 200 throw rugs.
I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.
I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for
a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real
bad.
I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want
to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.
I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately
there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change
them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so
it didn't all go bad.
I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to
extinguish the fire.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in
my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor
wasn't improving.
I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the
bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.
I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't
allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet
one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the
frozen ones.
I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My
friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like
them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in
the genitals.
I like monkeys
PS: I'd be willing to pay the S&H myself if I won.
pick me?