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  • Bruce · 2 years ago
    What? Have they outlawed cricket bats over there too?
  • Froot Loop · 2 years ago
    For some reason, this reminds me of the Leg Lamp from 'A Christmas Story'.
  • Dustycornflakes · 2 years ago
    This would do great unless your intruder was packin' heat...;o) Maybe you could add a nice blowgun attachment too! That way you could nail him BEFORE he nailed you...:o) The whacking could then commence with a tad more peace of mind.
  • Calligaris · 2 years ago
    The base of the table should be some sort of spiked slippers.
  • Jegraphy · 2 years ago
    Very creative idea. But u can't put anything to top %*")
  • Erika · 2 years ago
    Froot Loop:
    You too?
  • Hamish · 2 years ago
    Where can I order 200 for my friends in Johannesburg please
  • Mason · 2 years ago
    Hahaha
  • Rhine Stone · 2 years ago
    Will it stop bullets? LOL!! Best Regards. Thumbs up to you.
  • Heretic · 2 years ago
    Yeah, but you know your glass of water with your dentures in it and your digital alarm clock and your tub of anal lube will go flying if you ever have to use it.
  • Lars · 2 years ago
    when I blogged this on August 11th I didn't think much of it, but now our post http://www.katize.com/2007/08/11/sleep-tight-wi... has had over 120.000 views and just got its 114th comment. Controversial discussions between Americans and Brits.. I still like the table :)
  • Leatherface · 2 years ago
    Nice!
  • Devin · 2 years ago
    this would work better as a zombie repellent but the bat would be a gun!...but the table as a shield still works!..awesome
  • Xstamper · 2 years ago
    That is dope! I want one!
  • Fred · 1 year ago
    Why not sleep with a firearm under your pillow? I do. Doesn't bother me a bit. I'm not the princess and the pea.

    Liberty is refreshing.
  • C. W. Carman · 1 year ago
    Silly Limeys, a 12 gauge pump action shotgun is much more effective in warding off the maurading psychos. This will become painfully obvious to you when Britanistan is forced to kneel towards Mecca. Then again you may enjoy shari'a after all.
  • mike · 1 year ago
    where can i buy one
  • PRICE · 1 year ago
    PRICE??!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?1111/??!!?!?
  • AreYouSerious · 1 year ago
    I'll take my .45 over a nightstand any day. Silly Brits.
  • Bryan · 1 year ago
    Am I the only person who instantly saw this as a viable Zombie Defense System?
  • coscos · 1 year ago
    uhm this also has a 3d use ... zombie defense clearly it is for zombie defense .
  • Pencha · 1 year ago
    Ooooo man :D Great idea! I'll have to make my self something like this :)
  • Stephanie · 11 months ago
    Zombie weapon, definitely. Defense system-well, if your spouse ever cheated on you, you could bludgeon the fool who was in your bed.....Otherwise....
  • splatman · 9 months ago
    I wondered about its bullet-stopping capabilities, like Rhine Stone asked.
    If I were to build one and wanted it to be bullet-proof, I would consider getting a circle of ballistic shielding material and wrap it with wood veneer so it'll look like its made of wood, then go from there.
  • Joe Mark · 9 months ago
    that's what you get for watching too much gladiator movie.
  • Noodles · 9 months ago
    Spy sappin' mah table!
  • Phạm Phương Nga · 8 months ago
    ha I'd like to see the entire line of self defense furnishings.
  • Warren Moises · 6 months ago
    Does it come in black lacquer finish?
  • grogsmith · 1 month ago
    To defend my home, I have a spike strip under my door mat; a shot gun under my bed; a knife in every room; a baseball bat with 4, 6 inch nails coming out of it; a trip wire, airsoft claymore; a fake but very affective RPG and a homemade flamethrower. :D So tbh I don’t really need this silly piece of tree.