DISQUS

Ahnyer Keester · 1 year ago

"Um excuse me! Your chart lacks any explanation of what the X and Y axis are. I don't know what you expect me to do with this data."

"Also your tablet is blank. So who is really presenting this data? Is it aliens? Are these charts coming from space?"

"Those aren't your real glasses are they?"

"You should take some presentation tips from Steve Jobs! That background is so busy it makes my eyes burn."

"I can give you some tips on posture after the briefing if you're interested!"

"May I be excused? I have to go to the bathroom."

"Who are you talking to? We're down here in front of you. There's no one over there where you're looking. Are you briefing the clock or us?"

The lighting on my hand doesn't match anyone else's. I'm pretty sure I'm Photoshopped in here. You can't even see me can you. Hello? Hello! Aw forgeddit, I'm outta here."

Andrew Liszewski · 1 year ago

Ha ha ha! I wondered the same thing about that press image. There sure are a LOT of people asking questions at that meeting. But so few answers...