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  • JEF · 4 years ago
    Ok, so I got my dental insurance back so it was time to fix a few things here and there. Even though there are no shiny mp3 players in my story, it involves a whole set of different gadgets that even though we hate, we should be thankful to them every time we drag our bodies to the dentist while hoping the laughing gas gives you happy thoughts.

    Chewing Equipment:
    I had definitely forgotten what having a drill, a power hose, a chainsaw, a vacuum cleaner, a lamp, a concrete machine, a dryer and about 3 fingers felt like in my mouth. Yes, my visit to the dentist seemed like a 10 acre property being attacked by herd of John Deere trucks building a Galleria mall. I have not been able to explain myself why Dr. Tooth from Openyourmouthforme land injected so many anesthesias in my now looking like a dart board gums. He was working on my right maxillary so I felt num from my right eyebrow to my lower right calf... I don't know much about dentistry, but surely I started to get curious when being poked and injected with enough novocain to hush a small third world country. I might be speculating but I think that doctor had a lot of anger inside. Maybe he was raised by wild dingoes and then realized he was different while drinking water at the local pond. Maybe he found his mama humping the milkman or perhaps a shiny toy was taken away from him... I don't know. Call me paranoid but at some point while vigorously drilling the wazoo out or my molar, I think I heard him whisper the phrase: "why did you do this to me mommy, I hate you, I hate you" but again, it might have been the high pitch noise of the 900 watt device I had in my mouth. After all it pays off... I'd rather go through that than making a living off of the fairy tooth at such an age like mine.
  • Ana · 4 years ago
    i think you could give more than 150$.
    oh gizmo will have a lot of cool posts by doing nothing..i think all the posts you will save from writting means more than 150$ (15 days updating with a very small chance to win does not worth it)
    im sorry,my english is not great.

    I think it could be cool winningn just by one post: the post! the perfect article
    think about it
  • Colbert · 4 years ago
    do we send u the tips or post it here?
  • justin · 4 years ago
    Jennifer, I'm using the Vertical Mouse right now and its great, no more RSI (well not as much).