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  • Anonymous · 4 years ago
    The Porzzk.
  • Anonymous · 4 years ago
    this is stupid. can't you just hold the pizza in one hand and your beer in the other?
  • seventoes · 4 years ago
    Wow.... what a coincidence, thats right where i hold my fork... i dont want to cut off my Pizza-Finger with the new "Pizcufork"
  • alfredo · 4 years ago
    What kinda douche eats pizza with a fork?
  • soup · 4 years ago
    gonna order me 1 for each hand...eat pizza quicker.....MMMmmmm pizza
  • bazza · 4 years ago
    hey, watchin the game at the mo. nice ladee by my side, nice lingerie...SH!T, im dead..!! but at least i've got my 'PIZCUFORK'
  • Kazza · 4 years ago
    I would use this to cut up my pizza slices, use the fork side to dish it up if its hot. Ingenious!
  • Anonymous · 4 years ago
    lamey Mclame. if your using a plate to eat pizza you got somewhere to put your beer anyway. if i see anyone using one of these i WILL punch them then laugh hard
  • dponce80 · 4 years ago
    No you retardo. You don't get the idea. Imagine you're on a sofa. No table in front of you. On your right, you put you piping hot pizza on a plate. On your left is your gal. In your left hand is a beer. You've got no place to put your beer down, it would just fall on the sofa. How are you going to eat the pizza now, without this thing? You can't ask her to hold it for you, how lame is that? You can't take it in your hand, it's too hot.

    Get it?

    It's great!
  • Zerik · 4 years ago
    "You can't take it in your hand, it's too hot." Wait 20 seconds for it to cool you fat @&%$! Assuming you have a girl, she won't be there long if you start eating piping hot pizza with this most worthless of products. It's more worthless then playing marco polo with Helen Keller... Marco, Marco, Marco, Marco, etc.
  • What · 4 years ago
    If your girl won't hold your beer, get a new girl.
  • Exodus · 4 years ago
    How about the "Forkzatur"?
  • kat · 4 years ago
    i think its cute! lol
  • Fecal McStool · 4 years ago
    I like to talk about stool.
  • Nick · 4 years ago
    i think it sucks.
  • divi · 4 years ago
    why dont you use the side of the fork? youd have to push just as hard w/ this gay slicer...oh and hellen keller guy...you gotta give credit where credit is due...stealing family guy shit like that
  • you losers · 4 years ago
    you're just jealous you didn't think of it first!
  • Anony Mouse · 4 years ago
    Using a fork to eat pizza is like using AOL to surf the web...both are unnecessary and both are ghey!
  • Anonymous · 4 years ago
    fuck me
  • morgan · 4 years ago
    Sorry, but I don't like it. Casey and I are doing one for a project it is going to blow this one out of the water!!!!!!
  • Matthew · 3 years ago
    The PiCFork. (PIzza Cutter FORK)