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  • pogo · 2 years ago
    I have had the misfortune of trying these "mints", all i can say is gurk! they taste like nursing home with a side of burnt clutch.
  • David Ponce · 2 years ago
    Holy crap dude, that comment made me pee myself
  • Neal · 2 years ago
    You guys are really rocking with the bacon tech news! First the bacon sandwich formula (N = C + {fb(cm) . fb(tc)} + fb(Ts) + fc . ta) and now this. Awesome! I just can't figure out why I think bacon is inherently funny.
  • Matt · 2 years ago
    In the interest of shameless self-promotion, but also because you may find it amusing, here's a fake pork product I co-created: http://www.alliedchemical.com/products/index.html (apologies for the turn-of-the-century Web design, but we haven't touched the thing since '01).

    It's chilling that our reality has become more absurd than Farmer Fred's in this respect.
  • ben · 1 year ago
    These things are absolutely terrible. They taste neither of mint or bacon. The terrible smell and taste is that of concentrated stale dog treats. These might be awesome if they actually tasted like bacon.