DISQUS

OhGizmo!: Private: Shark Fin Ice Tray

  • tommy · 10 months ago
    dum dum...
    dum dum...
    dum dum...
    dum dum... dum dum... dum dum...
    dum dum...dum dum...dum dum...dum dum...dum dum...
  • adam · 10 months ago
    whats dumber is that you have no idea how to spell dumb
  • Smitty · 10 months ago
    What's even dumber is I don't think you got the Jaws reference.
  • Emily · 10 months ago
    Nice.
  • What a DUM-ass · 10 months ago
    I lold
  • mike · 10 months ago
    BURNED
  • Anonymice · 10 months ago
    damn. adam, you're such a loser.
  • Billy_played_guitar · 10 months ago
    These are extremely dangerous. Next time there's a real shark in your drink you'll think it's just an ice cube. The company that makes this ice tray will get sued left, right and centre when people start accidentally swallowing real sharks.
  • Tyms · 10 months ago
    hehehe
  • mostawesomepersonintheuniverse · 10 months ago
    legendary :)
  • anitalite ;-)_ · 10 months ago
    @ mostawesomepersonintheuniverse:
    I think your name is legendary. ;-)_
  • Yunie · 10 months ago
    Um, How exactly do you set this in the freezer to balance?
  • Zunie · 10 months ago
    It probably balances on the shark fins. Erm?
  • JoblessPunk · 10 months ago
    I'm guessing the bigger base will force the fin to stick up out of the water, kinda like an iceberg.
  • Lydia · 10 months ago
    you could probably just put it on son\me frozen vegetable to keep it from falling over.
  • Caz · 10 months ago
    There are more then enough fins to balance kind of like a three legged table, if positioned correctly it will just stand on its own.
  • b · 10 months ago
    ???are you fucking retarded
  • Billy · 10 months ago
    hahaha thats wicked. I was thinking the same thing.
    Yunie:"Erm how does this table stand up on like 4 legs or whatever?"
    b: "You are fucking retarded, Yunie!"
  • adam · 10 months ago
    are you there are 3 legged tables
  • Joe · 10 months ago
    uh i dont see this shit working
  • Darth Continent · 10 months ago
    I like it! It would go great for a themed evening of watching the Jaws movies (even that horrid one with Dennis Quaid).
  • Dingo · 10 months ago
    What ya mean the horrid one!!! Thats a great one!!! And even in 3D!!!
    now the one in the Bahamas with Michael Caine...ugh!
  • Darth Continent · 8 months ago
    Hmm good point.
  • Carlene Demitter · 10 months ago
    To Yunie below, errr, the fins are proportionally balanced on either side.....hello!
  • Tyler · 10 months ago
    "Um, How exactly do you set this in the freezer to balance?" - Yunie

    Centrifuge
  • theSutty · 10 months ago
    wouold the fins not break off as you were ejecting the ice from the mould?

    I think they would.
  • adam · 10 months ago
    yeah they probably would
  • Aero Kitty · 10 months ago
    No no, you get a knife and slit the mold off. Silly.
  • Tim Lewis · 10 months ago
    Yes, there are indeed several logistical issues, however the fundamental premise is interesting.

    I approve.
  • Adam · 10 months ago
    haha pretty cool man
  • Nix · 10 months ago
    It's made of cookware grade teflon. I'm sure it balances just fine and it's flexible to pop out the cubes when done.
  • Rob Wallace · 10 months ago
    I love new clever stuff. Excellent
  • msisaac · 10 months ago
    It would be easy to get the cubes out of the tray. Like any other ice cube tray, a couple seconds resting in some hot water will loosen all the cubes so they just fall right out.

    I would be more worried about guests stabbing the roof of their mouth with the fin, or some other sharp fin-related accident.

    Still...this is awesome.
  • James · 10 months ago
    If someone mamaged to cut themselves with an ice cube, I'd be too busy ROFLing to help/
  • anitalite ;-)_ · 10 months ago
    @ msisaac:
    your paragraph one:
    Thank God you figured it out for the rest of us, I was beginning to give up on mankind's intellect.
    your paragraph two:
    BUT are you nuts? Now I'm wondering about the intellect of human kind again. Why ever would a fin stab the roof of the mouth? How would it get there and why? And if it did, it's just ice, for crying out loud. Stop being so over protective and let us have our shark fin cubes and let us live!
  • Liz · 10 months ago
    they only give you 5 in a tray? that sucks, i think i could fit 5 of these in one cup!
  • Anonymice · 10 months ago
    yeah that was my thought as well.
    They could have made the fins a bit smaller I guess
  • j. frank parnell · 10 months ago
    pretty cool!
  • anonymous · 10 months ago
    stab in the eye anyone?
  • DICK151 · 10 months ago
    Who in the hell puts one or two ice cubes up in they're drink, anyways?? And only 5 cubes/tray......I'd need like, 20 trays just to keep ice in the box! Fuckin Gay...
  • yorktank · 10 months ago
    Indeed! How dare a novelty shark fin ice cube tray not conform to my daily ice needs? Oh, the humanity!
  • Aero Kitty · 10 months ago
    *inhumanity*

    Also I think the point is use cold punch. If you put too much ice, the sharks will act like betas and kill each other. Sadness.
  • JoblessPunk · 10 months ago
    haha sick!! I love it!
  • gerard · 10 months ago
    i can imagine someone getting really sued cause a shark fin ice cube was lodged into someone's mouth. oh wait it would melt, wouldn't it?
  • anitalite ;-)_ · 10 months ago
    @ gerard:
    now you're getting it... (ice would probably melt in a mouth that is somewhere near 98 degrees)
  • Mark · 10 months ago
    These won't float this way...
  • harry truman · 10 months ago
    My name is Harry S. Truman, and I’m commenting from beyond the grave. I have come here today to beg of your forgiveness for commanding the Enola Gay to drop an atomic bomb over Japan. And speaking of gay, I really love to have thick rod slammed into my hot presidential love pit.
  • ANON · 10 months ago
    DO WANT
  • KJSdhlf · 10 months ago
    LOVE IT!
  • joe · 10 months ago
    that's so cool!
  • Anil Ramachandran · 10 months ago
    The guy who draws XKCD ought to be hanged for crimes against humanity
  • Braden Williams · 10 months ago
    ................?
  • Brianne · 10 months ago
    haha :) i wouldn't buy it but thats pretty great.
  • L. · 10 months ago
    Hmmm the fact that they only included a picture instead of a real photo of them in action tells me that they're a much more impressive concept than a reality. I'm no expert but logic seems to say that the "fin" part would melt too quickly to really be a novelty...
  • Jstema · 10 months ago
    WANT!!!!
  • jen · 10 months ago
    wow that is creative, fun for a beach party!
  • acidhedz · 10 months ago
    Priceless. They would be great for Halloween.
  • pepper · 10 months ago
    cool
  • Expensive Gadgets · 10 months ago
    wow! i want one! awesome post!
  • Karuna · 10 months ago
    Unique and Deadly
  • presley101 · 10 months ago
    That would be okay for kids.
  • Mathieu Ch. · 10 months ago
    fun ice, i like it !
  • sir jorge · 10 months ago
    not half bad
  • me:D · 9 months ago
    YAY!!!!!!!! FIRST MOTHERFUCKER TO POST!
  • fish tank aquariums · 9 months ago
    These are awesome...I'm going to buy some trays right now!!
  • Shannon · 9 months ago
    I tried ordering them, Turns out you can't order from Play.com if you are from America, is that going to change anytime soon?
  • qumal · 8 months ago
    that is adorable
  • Phil E. Drifter · 10 months ago
    Photoshopped.
  • i hate you. · 10 months ago
    still the #1 least funny joke on the internet.
  • cjsavvy · 10 months ago
    How about some penis shaped ones for those who love to suck ice?
  • anitalite ;-)_ · 10 months ago
    LMAO cjsavvy! That's a good one. I think they do have those, btw. Check out your local "toy store" for them or you can probably find them on a web site that sells "toys".
  • woot · 10 months ago
    I farted.
  • woot 2 · 10 months ago
    o ya well i farted and burped..............wait make that another fart