"what do the rich and famous wipe their butts with?"
Wanna know what I use???... Do Ya ???... Huh???...
I usually Eat at the Burger Joints for lack of some place to Cook for myself these days...
Well I ask for Extra Napkins when Hitting the Drive Through so I can wipe My Face with one of them when the Catsup starts running down My Cheek and then I have a few left to Wipe My Butt Later When the Greasy Burger decides to Leave My Body...
If I do go inside and and pick up my order I usually grab atleast a weeks worth of Napkins in Case I can't even make it out of the place and I have to *Hit The Can* before I make it to the Door...
Sean
· 3 years ago
I would gladly pay $20 for a few rolls of blood red toilet paper. Though I'd probably only put it out when I have drunk people in my house.
Oh the fun I could have.
James Pederson
· 3 years ago
This is hilarious. I think I might have to buy 3 rolls just to see if it makes me feel "special". I wonder if it has an extra strength odor neutralizer so that their sh*t don't stink, haha.
Perfect. Nice post!
MobileMistress
· 3 years ago
What a waste to use such a lovely decorative product... on your butt! If I had some at my house I think I would be pissed if I ever caught someone actually using it! (But then again, why would I CATCH somebody using it?) Hmm...
Steven
· 3 years ago
Whats funny is you lot think this is actually expensive (it's comparative to the prices for the regular stuff here in the UK ;o))
web design uk
· 3 years ago
Lool thats crazy! I wonder what it feels like
Rick James, bitch
· 3 years ago
You think that's fancy, bitches? We truly rich niggas have bidets that wash and dry our nigga asses. Hands free shitting. You poor, broke ass niggas have to use paper. Ha! I'm Rick James, bitch.
Lowey
· 3 years ago
I've got this little Jack Russell Terrier.................
This is silly. Whatever paper you are using, ass is still ass and it IS rotten. It is a cheap form of marketing to make people feel "special". If you have a shower after you go to the toilet, that's better!
Robert
· 3 years ago
"what do the rich and famous wipe their butts with?"
I thought they used the poor....
greg
· 3 years ago
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Terry
· 3 years ago
Man, this is a Portuguese brand! They sure take ass-wiping business seriously in Portugal...
Andrew
· 3 years ago
I used to laugh at my friend for using moistened baby wipes instead of toilet paper... but now I get it. You think you get all the sh*t off your butt with paper? Clean with paper and then a baby wipe and see how much you are missing. Baby wipes are the bomb!
Eric Poster
· 3 years ago
what next special tampons?
Jake
· 3 years ago
Stop spamming with your faggot ass podcasts, Greg. You look like a fucking jerkoff. Keep your fugly radio face off the internet you pussy. I want a blowjob from your mom.
thomas
· 3 years ago
Scott's toilet paper is the best, and its cheap. Its very absorbent. It does not disintegrate and its fairly soft.
Lowey
· 3 years ago
Quote "what next special tampons?"
My Jack Russell Terrier has a little brother............
mike jones
· 3 years ago
Just use your hand and then clean your hand with a wash cloth, that way you only pay for washing the wash cloth off every few days.
sfcaman
· 3 years ago
I ordered some of this "luxury" tp from renovacolors.com. This stuff is actually superb to any other paper I've tried from the grocery store. It's 3-ply, but damn the black is way cool! My dinner party guests were blown away. The TP is also lightly fragranced and subtly deodorizes the bathroom. Everytime I walk in my bathroom I love the smell it has. Sometimes I catch myself walking into the bathroom just to smell it's fragrance.... Mmmmm......
betoldi
· 3 years ago
Let me telly ou something about this toilet paper. Its toilet paper! I live in portugal and we dont even have it here! Its made for stupid ass americans who think toilet paper from protugal is some exotic thing worth paying 20 dollars for. Out here we just have white paper, and now black. Renova costs the same as all other brands out here and costs no more then 8 euros for a 24 roll pack that comes with an extra 6 free rolls. Dont be fooled. Actually i just read that 75% of portuguese people wipe their ass with TP from german LIDL Discount Supermarket...
Leilani
· 3 years ago
For some reason I keep thinking that the dye in the paper has to be bad for you? Or is that just an urban legend (about dyed toilet paper being bad for you, rather...)?
Nonni
· 3 years ago
In Iceland where I live, Renova is the most popular toiletpaper on the market. We hardly see the old white one anymory in the supermarkets and it is simply because Renova is much better. We feel that asswipe is one of those things that makes life whorth living for.
Killian
· 2 years ago
There is a web site with even more color choices for toilet paper: purple, green, peach, cappuccino...is that a new European fashion or what? u can see that on www.frenchtoiletpaper.com
Bob The French Activist!
· 2 years ago
Dear Readers, This is a stupid place to post comment, why I'm doing it I am still yet to find out, You guys are sad, I came here because of a science project. You're sad, Shut up. All of you. Shut up.
Goodbye.
Juan TT
· 2 years ago
Excellent idea!!!
Coloured Toilette paper rocks... I also found that they are in Europe and also have... Coloured kitchen rolls...
All Comments
Wanna know what I use???... Do Ya ???... Huh???...
I usually Eat at the Burger Joints for lack of some place to Cook for myself these days...
Well I ask for Extra Napkins when Hitting the Drive Through so I can wipe My Face with one of them when the Catsup starts running down My Cheek and then I have a few left to Wipe My Butt Later When the Greasy Burger decides to Leave My Body...
If I do go inside and and pick up my order I usually grab atleast a weeks worth of Napkins in Case I can't even make it out of the place and I have to *Hit The Can* before I make it to the Door...
Oh the fun I could have.
Perfect. Nice post!
I thought they used the poor....
My Jack Russell Terrier has a little brother............
u can see that on www.frenchtoiletpaper.com
This is a stupid place to post comment, why I'm doing it I am still yet to find out, You guys are sad, I came here because of a science project. You're sad, Shut up. All of you. Shut up.
Goodbye.
Coloured Toilette paper rocks... I also found that they are in Europe and also have... Coloured kitchen rolls...
Being different is their issue, check this out
http://www.renovaonline.net/black/
I just buy it. It's cool and clean ;o)
They have new colors and a new shop. Find it here: http://shop.renovaonline.net