DISQUS

mcman · 1 year ago

When I was a kid we had a dog that was dumber than a box of rocks. He used to pi$$ all over the furniture which drove my mother insane. I just couldn't understand why she disliked that dog so much until I grew up and had to start buying my own furniture.

To go along with the theme, one time he ate a piece of rope (why? I have no idea) and I know that because it didn't really digest. One day I see him running around with this rope hanging out of his pooper. My friend took a shovel and slammed it down on the rope securing it to the ground and the dog kept running. The rope ended up being about 4 ft. long. Needless to say the dog gave out a little yelp as that rope evacuated his body.
feckineejit · 1 year ago

A friend of mine's cat ate a piece of ribbon and one day was running around the hoouse with the ribbon hanging out of her pooper. she took a hard right on some carpet, the ribbon wrapped around a table leg and the ribbon got pulled out by itself.
Stigmata · 1 year ago

this redefines the concept of "old"