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Justin Bullock · 7 months ago

so if i complain about illegal things, i get the legal alternative? probley wont work BUTTTTT....."oooh hey were are my TORRRENT for the PLAYSTATION3? i really hope SONY doesnt get to know about this ILLEGAL thing FOR FREE!!" damn......no ps3 yet......*waiting*

Behind the Hype · 7 months ago

Heh...reminds me of one of those demotivational posters I saw the other day.

"You wouldn't download a car" and then underneath "I would if I could!"

mcman · 7 months ago

So, they promise her 2 free tickets. She promptly calls a friend and offers a night out at a movie for free. Then said tickets come in the mail and turn out to be ticket. Not wanting to screw her friend (at least not before the movie), she ponies up the cost of the extra ticket. Thus bringing to fruition Miramax's diabolical plan to get her to pay all along. Now, say they do this for 10,000 Amanda's throughout the country. If even half follow thru and pay for their friend, Miramax is pulling in $50,000 if the tickets average $10 apiece. None of this would work you say? Not worth the effort you say? I say.....You're probably right. Then again, I might just be a big shot at Miramax! HA!

Oh, excuse me for a second. *Yes ma'am? You want butter on it and a box of ju ju bees?*

anony · 7 months ago

I'm sure a complex film like Adventureland would be way over her head, anyway.

moo · 7 months ago

Ugh WHY HAVEN'T I WON THE LOTTERY YET?

Blairf Felgenheimer · 7 months ago

Amanda enjoyed her movie until a short time later when she discovered the tickets had herpes.

Troy Truchon · 7 months ago

The icing on the cake would be if shortly after she watches the movie there is a Cam posted to The Pirates Bay by Stickittotheman63548...

mitko · 7 months ago

stumbled this article