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The Mophie Battery Pack would be perfect in this job. Thanks,
Andy
So you want to know what I'm going to use this battery pack for? Well, I'll tell you. I'm going to harness the batteries for a miniature electric vehicle for my KEYBOARD CAT! I'm sick of my keyboard cat driving around in her little diesel car. I told her, "Go green, or get out."
But I digress. Point being: while we're, you know... "making time", (which *could* be a double-entendre reference to near-light-speed travel, but in this case actually isn't, because her little runabout isn't setup for it) while that's happening, she puts the ship on an autopilot loop out around Saturn, which makes for a great view during that first cigarette, right?
And if you think AT&T's signal is weak around your house, just WAIT till you've seen how few bars there are on an intra-solar excursion. I mean, seriously. Which means that the iPhone is churning away all night trying to pickup a signal, which just totally hoses the battery.
I could switch it to Airplane Mode, but she's got Wi-Fi, right? And sometimes in the middle of everything, she starts waxing rhapsodic about how we've been just going in TOTALLY the wrong direction in physics ever since we got hung up on wave/particle duality. And... spending the extra time to turn the Wi-Fi back on so I can get to Wikipedia... well... that just totally kills the mood, y'know?
All of which is neither here nor there. Point being, the battery just isn't up to it. And her Nav system gets a little wonky on re-entry sometimes, (No, you pervs: *that* wasn't a double-entendre either!) which means I wind up needing a taxi - or the occasional helicopter extraction - to get home.
So the extra battery life would just be, well... stellar. Y'know?
Super hero work just doesn't pay what it used to, the exchange rate for kisses from damsels in distress to USD has tanked, property taxes on my secret base going up, and the economy in general I just can't afford the amazing Mophie Juice Pack Air the most awesome Juice Pack Air Mophie has made on my super hero budget.
I have a collection of 5000 images and counting of product inspiration in my iPhoto that is synced to my iPhone. It's convenient having this library in my palm for a quick reference instead of booting up the computer, or if I am out of the house.
My iPhone also holds my digital portofolio so I can easily share with peers, teachers, and anyone else my work.
So yeah, I use my phone a whole lot.
I have left a 4 year love/hate relationship with HTC and WindowsMobile to become an iPhone fanboi. It wasn't a casual relationship with the HTC... Sheesh, I was downloading new ROMs, flashing like a mofo, and writing the occassional MortScript to help me get through my day. I had a lot of expertise invested in the HTC, but now, well, I've gone onto something younger, flashier, and frankly, sexier. And like many second-brides, this one has less substance internally. I'm talking less mAH, baby.
The Morphie Juice Pack Air would be sort of like, well, an injection of substance into beauty. Don't get me wrong, I can still bang on my iPhone all day without the Morphie, but the pleasure would be much more shortly lived.
I am a (poor/sexy/or geeky) 25 year old always on the go.
I need this so I (can find a job/take totally hot naked pictures/or create awesome free iPhone apps) without the battery dying on me.
If you were to award the Mophie to me, I would (finally feel like something good is happening in my life/be able to save for my boob job/or hide links to OhGizmo.com in all future code I write).
So, please pick (me/me/or me) cause I would totally squeeze this Juice Pack...
Imagine that. Rationing. In 2009.
What has the world come to? I just don't know.
-cr
This is why I need the extra battery power. for my scholarly activities (the games).